Nuttz has not a clue.  Women will succeed in Nextel Cup.  And if Tampax wants to step up and fork over 15 LARGE to make sure she is a front runner, it will happen.

Don’t believe me?  I don’t care.  It will happen.

You know Tony George, Tom Compton, Champ Car’s Tres Amigos and Brian France would piss their pants to get the first Top Gun Broad of the new millennium.  The promotion and crossover a lay-it-down lady would bring to any series is damn near worth a left nut.  Angelle Savoie not withstanding.

Look what a Freaks’ fan wrote about his daughter (see photo):

Lugg you’re wrong on this one! My daughter, who kicked in my wife’s womb every time the high powered modifieds rolled onto the race track at the Lakeside Speedway in Kansas City, will be the 2019 Nextel Cup Champion.

She is five now and is very hands on with my racing. She takes lap times at the track and never misses the opportunity to tag along to my race shop. She plays the EA Sports NASCAR games right along side of me at the house.

Next year she will start Go Kart racing at our local track in Lakeland FL. I have taken her out to see the karts numerous times. She always informs me that when she gets a kart she will beat all the boys. I think she is going to do great!
 

Compadres comparing boxing, hockey, football or beach volleyball to driving a stock car are, well, not very bright men.  It’s just another dumb chauvinistic rant.

Kiss my ass.  Sorry, just felt like saying that at this writing.

Female Top Fuel drag racers, as it has been mentioned by some of those aforementioned Spanish named foolios, are no comparison.  And they’re right.  They are badder, bigger, ballsier and have a god***n big freakin’ grab of nothing I’ll never have.  Ask Shirley, Melanie and Rhonda (soon Ashley).  Jimmy Spencer’s doesn’t have a jock big enough.

So you balled, man titty, no butt, little brained, stick horsed, stubble D’d Neanderthals can lick the arm pit drippings of the first woman that grabs the gears and yanks the first checkered in a Nextel Cup race.  It will happen and with your daughter, we Men From Mars’ will laugh with her.

Dude, go make me some eggs.