Inside The Ride this week is a strange trip for some but a beer poppin’ Candyland stroll through the land of Freak’dom for those living on Queen Frostine's iceberg.  What tha?

Yep, You.  You’re brailing this aren’t you?

Lugg took the big bird with me to Texas on the quest to bag more interviews for the critical-lee acclaimed SpeedFreaks TV show on Speed.  Out of this little jaunt came more verbal highlights from mo’sports large-timers.  Jack Roush, Elliott Sadler, David Green, Possum, Greg Biffle, Jeremy Mayfield and Ray Evernham were all yellow highlighter on the video.

Roush rollin’ on about the gumball machines and being called a ‘sum-bitch’ by the coppers…

David Green dishing out a two word blast similar to your one sided non-androgynous bologna…

Sadler reinforcing the Freaks motto of telling it like it Fre**ing is only to bust out some Chewbacca throat blasts…

After a flyby from Texas based behemoths, Mayfield describing a fantasy of his only to be had in an F-16…

Ray C. Evernham lazily (yea, sure) briefing the Sarge on his crew’s salute to Jeremy one orange peeled Sunday day in front of the masses…

Biffle’s possible preferences for pleasure after a long day at the office, maybe a 500 miler…

Possum.  Possum is Possum.  I need to get to know him…

The greatest thing about these Freak jabberfests (er, at least most of them you Boogity grubbin bastard) will be on Saturday night sometime in the next two months.  You’ll get a two part’er from Jack; an un-edited Sadler; and a Biffle blast or two.  All fully virgin, unscripted and unpretentious as sh**.   Man I am proud of my grammar mom.

The Freaks are luscious locksmith extraordinaires able to unravel a balled up, vanilla lathered personality into a person with emotions. Truthfully, we should start FINING those who do not bleed, birp, fart, cus or cry…or at least those who hover over the cars.

In Fact I want color!!!  Deep, dark, pinkish color.  And I’ll go to the greatest promoter this side of the Mississippi to color it up, Eddie "PT" Gossage.

He can doll out six figures to Pink Floyd to riff it up at the TMS start finish line in November.  As the selected minions graze, Gilmore and crew will dive into a Lone Star sized epic of Another Brick in the Wall: 

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
All in all, you’re just another Freak in the Wall!