This is the Statt Mann baby, let’s Scatt a little bit.

Some racing media wannabees are still asking you to give your opinion on drivers racing outside their chosen series.  Since you’ve already told The Freaks that drivers should be allowed to be drivers, I’m offering what team owners should put into future driver contracts to avoid future injuries:

Like limiting autograph sessions to curb Carpal Tunnel injuries;

Or avoiding rock music to keep from going deaf;

Or avoiding certain magazines or they’ll blind;

Or avoiding girlfriends who contract hepatitis;

Or girlfriends who take a liking to bike racers who turn left AND right,

Or radio shows with opinions that will challenge your belief systems and beliefs.

Know one that might fit that bill?