Things that are NOT expected to happen during the final race of the season include a meteorite crashing down to earth near Miami, a herd of buffalo stampeding across the racetrack at Homestead, a crazed Junior fan ripping her (or his) clothes off during driver introductions (ok.. maybe that CAN happen), Sunoco race fuel suddenly turning into strawberry milkshakes and Mike Helton deciding that he'd rather be sailing on November 21.

And a 29 cent screw on EVERY light standard coming loose at the same time, causing parts to fall onto the track during the final race in the Chase for the Championship.
 
Avoidable. Unnecessary. Embarrassing.
 
Lori Munro
Lori's War-Wagon
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